im a simple man, and i want money

this is a book that is to be taken like a cheep gag, but it seriously encapsulates the meaning of a man that wants money because of its pricing... seriously though its meant to scoff at modern literature but the publishing companies wouldn't let me publish or even self publish so im going to have to self publish the old fashion way- 

(this product is not available at the moment so if you buy it cant be bought-)